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Nicole Larissa Apollymi
Posts : 83 Join date : 2009-08-20 Age : 33 Location : Tampa Bay
| Subject: Re: Funny pick up lines Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:30 am | |
| lol. awww i like that one lol. "If i could change the alphabet i would put U and I together." lol | |
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Vladen Turner
Posts : 594 Join date : 2009-08-24 Location : Cardiff, Wales
| Subject: Re: Funny pick up lines Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:34 am | |
| *guy walk's up to girl an start's looking her over as if looking for someting* Girl say's " Can i help you " Guy replies " Sorry..i was just looking for your tag, because heaven lost an Angel and i dont want to have to return you.." | |
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Nicole Larissa Apollymi
Posts : 83 Join date : 2009-08-20 Age : 33 Location : Tampa Bay
| Subject: Re: Funny pick up lines Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:40 am | |
| haha i kinda heard that one before." Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you." | |
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Vladen Turner
Posts : 594 Join date : 2009-08-24 Location : Cardiff, Wales
| Subject: Re: Funny pick up lines Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:41 am | |
| " You must be tired..cause you have been running through my mind all night" | |
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Nicole Larissa Apollymi
Posts : 83 Join date : 2009-08-20 Age : 33 Location : Tampa Bay
| Subject: Re: Funny pick up lines Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:48 am | |
| lol "You know what your remind me of? [what?] Lucky Charms, You want to know why? [why?] Because you're magically delicious!" | |
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Atreyuvision Admin
Posts : 382 Join date : 2009-08-16 Age : 32 Location : Florida, USA
| Subject: Re: Funny pick up lines Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:51 am | |
| "You give me wood, where do we go from here?" | |
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Vladen Turner
Posts : 594 Join date : 2009-08-24 Location : Cardiff, Wales
| Subject: Re: Funny pick up lines Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:02 am | |
| *guy looking into girl's eyes* Do you have a map? [Why?] because i just got lost in your eye's | |
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xXSuper-Sonic-LuciXx
Posts : 318 Join date : 2009-08-19 Age : 30 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: Funny pick up lines Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:18 pm | |
| XP cheesy! lmao ' Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? ' that one is hilariously gay xD i would cryh laughter if someone said that to me | |
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Daydreamer-Dannielle
Posts : 308 Join date : 2009-08-27 Age : 30 Location : england
| Subject: chat up lines and ant chat up lines Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:56 pm | |
| “If I flip this coin what’s the chance of me getting head “ Pirate chat up line>>“yarr drop ya panties and prepare to be boarded” Yes I have used these lol Anti chat up lines I love *guy touched my arm* sorry that’s my gay side * he moves to the other side* that’s my gay side too” Yes I have used that lots. | |
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Lanstrlen
Posts : 1199 Join date : 2009-08-19 Age : 29 Location : Cheltenham,England
| Subject: Re: Funny pick up lines Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:28 pm | |
| "Excuse me have you got directions,cause I lost my way and you should take me home" WTF cheesy and shit lol | |
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Daydreamer-Dannielle
Posts : 308 Join date : 2009-08-27 Age : 30 Location : england
| Subject: Re: Funny pick up lines Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:31 pm | |
| “excuse me , I’ve lost my phone number can I have yours?” | |
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Nicole Larissa Apollymi
Posts : 83 Join date : 2009-08-20 Age : 33 Location : Tampa Bay
| Subject: Re: Funny pick up lines Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:21 am | |
| haha, soo cheesy. wow i doubt any of these pick up lines works...and if they do work... sweet mother of virgins!! lol | |
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Vladen Turner
Posts : 594 Join date : 2009-08-24 Location : Cardiff, Wales
| Subject: Re: Funny pick up lines Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:34 am | |
| Heh..you have more chance of a Vestal virgin auditioning for a gang bang porno, than some of those working. | |
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Ember_Fangs
Posts : 1188 Join date : 2009-08-19 Age : 28 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Funny pick up lines Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:21 am | |
| Are you Jamaican? [No, why?] Coz jer-makin-me-crazy.
I seemed to of lost my number, any chance i could have yours?
Do you believe in love at first sight? or do you think i should walk past again?
I bet your last name must be Jacobs? because I think your a real cracker.
Are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you!
Your name must be Gillette? the best a man can get.
If I could arrange the alphabet I'll put U and I together.
Pick a number between 1 n 10 (3) sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.
If you were my homework I'd be doing you rite now all over my desk!
Do you know what'd look fantastic on you?.....ME
Are your legs hurting cos you've been running threw my mind all night long.
Hi I was just curious cuz I saw you noticing me so I'm just given you a notice that I noticed you after you noticed me.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Do you like raisins? well how about a date then?
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I know i could make your BedRock.
Are those trousers made out of Space Shuttle tiles because your ass is out of this world!
Is their an airport around here? because my heart is taking off.
Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? NO! Answer Me Neith er but it breaks the ice.
GRAB YOUR COAT, YOU HAVE PULLED
If you were a lolly I would be licking you all night!
I may not be the best looking lad here, but hey I'm the only one talking to you!
If you were a bogie I would pick you first.
You'll do!
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Ember_Fangs
Posts : 1188 Join date : 2009-08-19 Age : 28 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Funny pick up lines Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:23 am | |
| Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.
Okay I have to admit someone used that on me and I couldn't stop laughing until I was on the floor and he took that as an excuse to try and fuck me >< | |
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Nicole Larissa Apollymi
Posts : 83 Join date : 2009-08-20 Age : 33 Location : Tampa Bay
| Subject: Re: Funny pick up lines Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:01 pm | |
| hahah, that's crazy!! "its my duty to please that booty" lmao -_- | |
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